Monday, April 27, 2009

Ironic irony

When you trip and land on someone else's broken foot, and then that person gives you a helping hand.

You meet someone who's passive aggressive. The person doesn't say anything, and you tell him he's being aggressive. You get really angry for no reason and find yourself in a meaningless conversation, and you don't feel any real any passion about your anger. In other words you're aggressive passive towards someone who's passive aggressive. You calm down and find the whole situation really annoying, but you compose yourself.

Then next ting you know, there's someone with a funny beard. You think it looks ridiculous, because of today's standards, then think about growing your own.. bigger, better and with more superior resistance to Gillette commercials with F16s. And then you realize you forgot to shave.